RIGHT. FOR THE POSH BOYS. THIS IS THE PIET X OAKLEY PADDED LONG SLEEVE. YES, IT’S GOT PADDING. AND YES, IT’S BONE WHITE. YOU ARE HIGH-MAINTENANCE, MATE.

IT’S BONE WHITE. WHICH IS FANCY FOR CLEAN, EXPENSIVE-LOOKING OFF-WHITE. YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE TECHNICAL DESIGN AND THE DANGER OF WEARING WHITE.

THE PADDING ISN'T JUST FOR SHOW; IT GIVES THE TEE THE AGGRESSIVE, BOX-SHAPE YOU NEED. IT’S THE ULTIMATE FLEX TO WEAR AN ARMOURED SHIRT IN A COLOUR THAT SHOWS EVERY SPEC OF DIRT.

THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE BANGER. YOU ARE WEARING A PIECE OF STREET COUTURE. IT’S THE BEST LONG-SLEEVE TEE YOU WILL OWN.

BUY IT. GET THE BONE WHITE. LOOK EXPENSIVE. LOOK TOUGH. YOU ARE SORTED.