LISTEN UP. THIS IS THE SATISFY MOTHTECH T-SHIRT. YES, IT’S EXPENSIVE. YES, IT’S FRENCH. YES, IT’S ALREADY GOT HOLES IN IT.

WE DIDN'T MESS UP. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. IT'S 'MOTHTECH.' WHICH IS FANCY FOR 'IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LEFT IT ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR FLAT FOR THREE YEARS.'

THE HOLES ARE FOR VENTILATION. APPARENTLY. YOU PAY FOR A T-SHIRT THAT’S ALREADY FALLING TO BITS. IT’S THE WHOLE POINT, MATE.

IT’S OFF WHITE. WHICH IS FANCY FOR 'DIRTY WHITE.' IT’S MEANT TO LOOK VINTAGE AND COOL.

WEAR IT RUNNING. WEAR IT TO THE PUB. IT’S THE ONLY SHIRT THAT GETS COOLER THE MORE YOU DESTROY IT.

BUY IT. AND DON'T ASK US FOR A REFUND WHEN IT GETS ITS FIRST HOLE. WE ALREADY GAVE IT LOADS.

· Manufacturer color: Off White
· Reference: 21002-OW-LG3
· Composition: 100% Coton