WAKE UP! YOUR FEET ARE NOW CAMOUFLAGED HOOVES. THESE ARE THE PIET X OAKLEY HOOF SNEAKERS. YES, MATE. THEY STILL LOOK LIKE HOOVES. BUT NOW THEY LOOK RUGGED AND UTILITARIAN.

IT'S KHAKI. THE ULTIMATE MILITARY/EARTHY COLOUR. IT GIVES THE WEIRD SHAPE A SERIOUS EDGE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST CAME OFF A TECHNICAL MISSION.

YOU GET THE TECHNICAL, INDESTRUCTIBLE BUILD FROM OAKLEY AND THE AVANT-GARDE INSANITY FROM PIET. THEY’RE LIGHTER. THEY’RE MORE AGILE. THEY’RE THE ULTIMATE STATEMENT SNEAKER.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE CONFIDENCE TEST. WEAR THESE AND EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE WEARING PROPER, EXCLUSIVE GEAR.

BUY THEM. GET THE KHAKI ONES. YOU NEED THE WEIRD SNEAKERS. YOUR FOOTWEAR GAME IS SORTED.