RIGHT THEN, GET OVER HERE. IT'S FREITAG. TRUCK TARP. YES, YOU ARE PAYING A LOT OF MONEY FOR SOMETHING THAT A TRUCK DROVE OVER FOR FIVE YEARS. IT’S SUSTAINABLE, MATE.

THIS IS THE HAWAII FIVE-0 BAG. IT'S THE ONE YOU CAN THROW AROUND. IT'S THE ONE THAT'S WATERPROOF AND ALREADY SCUFFED. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING IT DIRTY.

THE COLOUR IS GREY BLACK. WHICH IS FANCY FOR DARK GREY. IT’S THE STEALTH VERSION. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO DELIVER CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. YOU’RE PROBABLY JUST CARRYING YOUR LUNCH.

EVERY BAG IS UNIQUE. WHICH MEANS YOUR DIRT MARKS ARE DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE’S. IT’S POSH RUBBISH.

BUY IT. IT'S THE TOUGHEST BAG YOU'LL EVER OWN. DON'T LIE, YOU NEED A MESSENGER BAG, MATE.

· Manufacturer color: Grey Black
· Composition: This unique piece is made of approximately 94%* recycled materials