THIS IS THE AURALITE T-SHIRT. NO, WE DIDN'T JUST MAKE THAT WORD UP. IT’S THE FANCY NAME FOR THE LIGHTEST, SMOOTHEST FABRIC YOU WILL EVER WEAR. IT FEELS LIKE AIR.

YOU WILL PROBABLY FORGET YOU'RE WEARING IT. YOU'LL THINK YOU'RE NAKED. DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE LIKE THAT. WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR YOUR ARREST, MATE.

THE COLOUR IS FALCON. WHICH IS FANCY FOR BROWNISH GREY. LIKE A BIRD. OR MAYBE JUST DUST. IT’S SUBTLE. IT'S STEALTH. YOU CAN HIDE IN A DITCH IN THIS THING.

IT'S TECHNICAL. IT'S FRENCH. IT'S EXPENSIVE. YOU'RE PAYING EXTRA FOR A SHIRT THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WEARING NOTHING. IT’S THE SATISFY CULT.

BUY IT. WEAR IT. GO FOR A RUN. OR JUST GO TO THE CAFE AND PRETEND YOU DID.

· Manufacturer color: Falcon
· Reference: 21000-FA-SA
· Composition: 100% PES